Giving a hoot about being a menace

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Whenever I scroll tumblr my Google Play randomly opens and a bunch of random casino games show up

I think ya girlie has a virus </3

The only reason they don’t download automatically is because Google Play doesn’t do that stuff

Time to enact revenge (aka: getting a better antivirus than the shitty McAfee that was preinstalled)

digitaldiscipline
not mine reblog polls tumblr polls i use tumblr mostly on mobile but I use desktop if i want custom html stuff like colour gradients or if I want to add a picture from my computer without transferring it over
skoomabong
i was GREAT at math in public school and high school but then grade 12 Advanced Functions literally changed my brain chemistry and now I really can't do math i also have to relearn how to long multiply and divide AGAIN because I keep forgetting how so basically I was good at it and hate it now polls tumblr polls not mine reblog
duelbraids
duelbraids

Did you have a faux-owl phase?

Yes (relatives consistently bought you owl themed things with no prompting)

No (did not own owl themed things)

No (had a real owl phase)

Secret fourth thing

A weird thing i noticed is that several of my friends and I had false owl phases, where parents or relatives just assumed that we wanted owl themed things, when we certainly didn’t. So Now i must ask the internet! Please tell me: did you have a relative assigned owl phase!

i had a real owl phase (i mean it checks out with my username) but the fact that a faux owl phase exists is fascinating my guess for its existence is during that brief surge of owl-themed stuff being everywhere parents + other family members thought it was a 'meme' thing and that we MUST like it if it's a 'meme' (maybe remembering the taco/avocado/mustache takeover in the late 2000s and early 2010s?) polls tumblr polls

For some reason I keep getting a bunch of likes on the “every animal is beautiful” reblog below that are like… ACTUALLY sexually explicit pornbots. Not even posts with community labels. Just loads of women being rawed with their partners’ penises visible, and links to the supposed videos they’re from.

So apparently pornbots also like unconventional, hated-by-society animals?

Anyway. I’m sacrificing my sanity for the greater good and going in there to report them. If I don’t come back tell my friends and family I loved them.

(Jokes aside I’m surprised nobody else in the notes on that post has done anything… maybe specifically because it’s sexually explicit instead of a blank blog?)

EDIT: Here’s an example of the bot type I’m talking about. (Static grain added so I don’t get confused about this post later)

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apparently they have SOME taste the taste just isn't where it matters tw mentions of sex tw sex tumblr spambots tumblr pornbots
bogleech
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Literally every creature in this world is beautiful. Yes even mosquitos and worms and sea critters you don't like. Shut up.

not mine reblog THIS and to the people complaining about mosquitoes because they're allergic i could end up allergic to bees but that doesn't mean we should exterminate all bees does it? listen i hate/am allergic to mosquitoes too but that doesn't mean they shouldn't exist also this post applies to so many other creatures too so it's just a good belief to have
celepom
berserklrina

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melyzard

Since no one seems to be teaching the kids this anymore:

Don't post anything with specific registration numbers on it, kids! This includes driver's licenses (we're so proud you can drive now, but don't show us your name, face, address, and driver number!), passports (travel is fun, but just post pictures of what you saw after the trip is over!), train/plane/concert/show tickets (see above!), or credit cards oh my god people are posting their entire credit card online that will put you in massive debt and screw your credit score for life please do not!!!

This has been a PSA from your concerned friend online. Please protect yourself. Some secrets are not only okay, but necessary.

odinsblog

AND!! And! This also includes posting pictures of barcodes, especially on boxes from things you’ve ordered from Amazon, UPS, etc etc etc.

Barcodes are scannable. I occasionally have to do this for clients at work, and no, I do not work for Amazon, FedEx or UPS or anything like that. At the very least, barcodes contain your home (shipping) address. Do not post images that show a straight on picture of a barcode - the picture of the barcode may or may not be scannable, by people who may or may not work for the company you ordered from.

And absolutely positively do not post pictures containing a tracking number! You don’t even need a barcode reader to decode that information.

rainofaugustsith

And license plates. DO NOT POST photos of your car where your license or registration sticker are visible! This goes for friends' vehicles that might show up in your photos too.

Don't post photos where your street number or house/apartment building number are visible and turn off geotagging/ location tagging for photos on your phone.

The Internet Elders warn you about these things for really good reasons.

safety not mine reblog useful things! internet safety signal boost ? kind of

I just remembered that when I was in middle school the people on the school bus in my grade and the grade lower would ask people which was their favourite number: 8, 10, or 11. I never was asked because I was nonexistent to them, but I wonder if anyone else has heard this weird game.

i'm assuming it was some sort of ''''''''indicator'''''''' of sexuality with 8 representing lesbianism 10 representing being straight and 11 being gay (think of 0 as a vagina and 1 as a penis) (8 looks like stacked 0s) in which case my favourite number is 0 i want to be with nobody thanks school experiences
revretch
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manga-and-stuff
manga-and-stuff

Beware: a new kind of Porn bot just dropped

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It was "sophisticated" enough to use my URL to address me, and it took over a real, but abandoned blog to send this to me.

It should go without saying, but I am gonna say it anyway just to be sure:

DON'T CLICK ON ANY LINKS WHEN YOU GET MESSAGES FROM COMPLETE STRANGERS

yeah I've already gotten one of these reported the ask and account as spam spam bots pornbots
holdvilagos
not mine reblog polls most apply the only ones that don't are the wedding (my aunt's) and the public transportation (i've been on a train and buses on separate occasions)
elsaedelweiss
ilikedyourablogithere

man I swear dislyte meta discussion be the most annoying

it’ll be a week of character slander followed by people being surprised a  character actually works just fine only for people to start the slander all over again

and nothing in the game actually changed

elsaedelweiss

People like to talk before they know the details…. Often even AFTER they know the details…

Idk which is worse honestly… People slandering characters or trolls overflowing the channels of the chat with their Bull****…

not mine reblog dislyte both of them see also: my previous gripes about li ling's supposed 'nerf'